...in front of the daschunds wearing sun hats. I'm trying not to sneeze at the dog hair, listening to the sermon about service dogs - and I look down to note that the hymn that we're about to be singing is "How Much For That Doggie in the Window".
Granted, they were there for the Fidos for Freedom charity (worthy one, too). And I'm sure that people attending a Catholic service for the first time have similar moments of surreality. But, still, this works-based theology thing takes some getting used to.