When the team finally breached the last defense of the complex entombing the heretic vampire, the goal was not rescue. After all, it had been two weeks - and the same group that had entombed the vampire had also entombed a score of babies with him.
They were surprised to find him weakly feeding one of the (all quite unbitten) babies formula.
"The bastards left plenty of that," the vampire rasped, after someone gave him a drink.
"That must have been..." One rescuer said, only to be cut off by the vampire.
"...EXACTLY LIKE it would have been for you."